(Source: freshprinceofhilarious, via mommabec)
There was a young lady named Lilly,
Who found everything dreadfully silly.
She would wander about,
With an ill-tempered pout,
In gowns rather tight-laced and frilly.
I’m Gemima Puddlechuck. I live here stupid, and it’s where I keep my stuff.
I wish I could hug all the cats, but I can’t. Pink lawn flamingos and fake turf are relevant to my interests. I like cheese, cats, turtles, octopuses, foxes, tattoos, blood, and fluffy things. I’m in love with a boy. He is cute.
I am a silly, tattoo covered freak. I have panic attacks, and drink free-range goon. I have an unhealthy addiction to collecting empty cigarette packets. My cat is named Lamp. I'm studying to become a Forensic Pathologist, I'm also currently moonlighting as a full-time crazy cat lady. I chain-smoke, drink copious amounts of tea, have sex, smoke cones, and swear like a sailor.
I'm 90% socially awkward, 10% hobo. I'm over opinionated, sceptical, and I will eat everything I see. I have crazy amounts of OCD. I will clean everything you love. Seven times. I'm dyslexic as fuck, I honestly don't know my left from my right. I don't sleep. I am happy with my life, immensely so. Plus, I have a little crazy fluff ball kitteh that thinks I am the coolest. What more could I want?. Welcome to my life. Nyan.
Who found everything dreadfully silly.
She would wander about,
With an ill-tempered pout,
In gowns rather tight-laced and frilly.
I’m Gemima Puddlechuck. I live here stupid, and it’s where I keep my stuff.
I wish I could hug all the cats, but I can’t. Pink lawn flamingos and fake turf are relevant to my interests. I like cheese, cats, turtles, octopuses, foxes, tattoos, blood, and fluffy things. I’m in love with a boy. He is cute.
I am a silly, tattoo covered freak. I have panic attacks, and drink free-range goon. I have an unhealthy addiction to collecting empty cigarette packets. My cat is named Lamp. I'm studying to become a Forensic Pathologist, I'm also currently moonlighting as a full-time crazy cat lady. I chain-smoke, drink copious amounts of tea, have sex, smoke cones, and swear like a sailor.
I'm 90% socially awkward, 10% hobo. I'm over opinionated, sceptical, and I will eat everything I see. I have crazy amounts of OCD. I will clean everything you love. Seven times. I'm dyslexic as fuck, I honestly don't know my left from my right. I don't sleep. I am happy with my life, immensely so. Plus, I have a little crazy fluff ball kitteh that thinks I am the coolest. What more could I want?. Welcome to my life. Nyan.
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Banksy, the street artist
Banksy is a England-based graffiti artist, political activist, film director, and painter. His satirical form of street art and subversive epigrams combine irreverent dark humor with graffiti done in a distinctive stenciling technique. His form of art is something I really like.
Love Banksy
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@puddlechuck here muh faec. Ill do squirrel face just for you <3 XD
I get squirrel face. Nnnnnng.
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THIS IS AN OTTER WHO HAS ARTHRITIS NAMED EDDIE AND HE DUNKS BASKETBALLS TO STAY IN SHAPE AND OH MY GOD IT’S TOO MUCH TO HANDLE
im only like three miles away from this otter right now
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next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
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